Oh dear lord I almost just crashed my car.
So there I was casually driving with all my windows down when something flew in and got caught between my ear and sunglasses, thinking ew I hate bugs, I flicked it away… But it landed on my lap. Turns out the bug was this massive wasp that I pissed off, it’s butt was twitching and ready to sting but it couldn’t reach my leg until it FELL DOWN MY CROTCH.
At this point I literally jumped out of my car. On doing so I realized I forgot to park it, so my car was slowly rolling away. I managed to chase down my car, swat the wasp off my seat and hit the brakes just in time.